i have abs………olutely nothing
when you start losing a bunch of followers
Then I killed the bird and laughed as I grew horns and a pitchfork
Believe it or not: you don’t choose your favorite team, they choose you.
games where you get to pick how your character responds to something by choosing one of a few simplified responses but then your character says the complete opposite of what you thought you were going for
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.