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Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 
Madridistas leaving the Bernabeu have nothing but praise for their captain | 23-04-14 

martinskrtels:

This is hella embarrassing but ok 

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

A message from martinskrtels
no a liverbird swooped in and carried you away remember

Then I killed the bird and laughed as I grew horns and a pitchfork

barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.
barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.

barethgale:

Best of Sandy: Part 2.

fennandotorres:

Believe it or not: you don’t choose your favorite team, they choose you.

mrsquidgereen:

games where you get to pick how your character responds to something by choosing one of a few simplified responses but then your character says the complete opposite of what you thought you were going for

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pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12
pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12
pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12
pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12
pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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officialunitedstates:

armagetto:

officialunitedstates:

the hardest part about being in the fbi is remembering all the acronyms.  fbi?  i have no idea what that stands for.  lol?  what is that

Federal Bureau of Investigation

thanks i’m an absolute idiot so this helped a lot

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.